Should've Seen Art School Confidential Instead
So I'm one of the few people in the known universe that hasn't read The Da Vinci Code, and you know what, after seeing the movie Saturday night, I don't have the slightest inclination to ever read this book. Blame it on Tom Hanks' incredibly dull performance or Ron Howard's ridiculously sluggish pacing of the plot, but this film blew, plain and simple. Ian McKellen's acting was the only thing that kept me conscious in the theater despite my 46oz caffeine-filled Diet Coke. So glad I redeemed by Blingo movie ticket on this rather than forking $10 over to the Dan Brown empire.