It's certainly been awhile since The Upstate Life last brought you a first-rate Craigslist post, but even this one bewilders the fuck out of me. I guess that's why it was posted in the Etcetera jobs section, because honestly, where else would you scout for a swimming pool wrestler?
Lifeguard/wrestler for sparring practice July 4th
Need help preparing for a swimming pool wrestling match (think NHB meets water polo) with a friend and wrestling coach. Please be 150-170 lbs. and in excellent shape.
I'll meet you at your pool or we can find one that's convenient.
Serious replies only.
Compensation: $40/hour
If that wasn't enough information for you, then surely the attached pic will entice you to get your ass in the pool on top/bottom of some random dude and go balls out:
I pray that all of you have something better to do on your Independence Day.