Cluck-U Pac, We Hardly Knew Thee
This College Park graduate witnessed a lot throughout his tenure. Sure, we had a trip to the 2001 Orange Bowl, the 2002 basketball National Championship, several riots, a tornado that viscously destroyed TUL's Taurus, but throughout it all, Cluck-U Pac embodied the zeitgeist of Maryland. The dude could literally predict the next cultural shift in the College Park atmosphere. The times, my friend, they are a changing. OK, so maybe I'm exaggerating just a smidgen, but honestly, why the fuck is this even newsworthy?
My favorite part about this whole story is from one of the comments left on the feedback page about Pac's untimely departure from the College Park Cluck-U:
Still don't nothin move but the money and so do we....be like water and adopt to the times.
That's right my friend, adopt like there's no tomorrow!