Britney Hates Her Baby's Mama's Baby
It's not often The Upstate Life delves into the lives of celebrities, but Britney Spears is like watching a train wreck in slow motion. As hard as you try, you simply can't turn away from it. No, I'm not talking about the Handycam disasterpiece known as Chaotic, but just one of many Mrs. Spears' confounding wardrobe choices. Here she is at the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory premiere.
TUL would have liked to have gone into a tirade of his own, but overeducated and underemployed took a much better (and highly enjoyable) stab at it.