Dumb Question Gets Brilliant Answer
So, you're curious if tonight's Kaiser Chiefs show at the 9:30 Club (which TUL will be attending, obvs) will sellout tonight, eh? One brave soul decided to post this question onto the 9:30 FAQ and see if they were able to get their little inquiry answered. The forum's moderator, Eddie, replied with what was perhaps the best answer to this idiotic wringer.
Q) i normally object to using dollar signs in formal conversation; gross. i just couldn't help it.
anyway; do you think this show will sell out?
how long do i have to buy tickets?
A) Yes it will sell out and you have until it sells out to be able to buy tickets.
What more can I say, except... zing!