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Friday, May 26, 2006
Ticketmaster Pwnage

Jeremy chimes in from the West Coast regarding his failure to obtain Radiohead tickets for their recently announced LA shows yesterday morning:

GOD DAMN IT TO HELL. I fucking hate ticketmaster. It's beyond hate. If ticketmaster were a person I would rip off each of its shriveling little fingers and force it to eat each one. Then I would do the same for its toes. Then I would kidnap its heart and hold it for ransom. The only way it would be able to get it back is by getting a ticket to retrieve at a theater. However, everyone else wants that heart also. Some will sell it for a higher price and some genuinely need it. But ticketmaster person won't be able to get it even though it follows all the directions to a T. Ticketmaster will then die a slow death in which his insides will curl and his brain will spill out of its shriveled no good ass filled head.



He even recruited online ticket-buying talents such as yours truly, yet even The Upstate Life couldn't secure a measly ticket despite the fact we used multiple frickin browsers! It's perhaps the first defeat we've suffered at the hands of Ticketmaster in ages. Seriously, I can't recall the last time this has happened. Serious blow to the ego ladies and gentlemen.

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