The Many Facets of The Upstate Life: This Week - Haiku
Brightest Young Things is holding a contest where you can submit your best DC-themed haiku for a chance to win two tickets to Virgin Fest. Because our timing couldn't have been any better since we just bought ours yesterday (but at least we saved ourselves a ton of money in Ticketmaster fees by going to the 9:30 box office, 'natch), we came up with our own V Fest take:
This isn't Preakness
Still too many douchebags here
Not really DC-themed, but c'mon, it's hard not to appreciate its brutal legitimacy.